Does your name contain your fate?  Or some clues into your personality?

One of the easiest ways to see where you are showing up on the Internet is to set up a Google Alert. Just tell Google what terms you are interested in – and you will get an email anytime that term shows up on Google’s radar. Like many people, I have set up an alert for my name since I want to know if I am being mentioned out there on the Interwebs.

More often than not however – I receive alerts on the hundreds of other Joshua Rosses out there.

In the digital era we are thrown into a much larger pool of reference. Suddenly where once my shortened name “Joshua Ross” was unique, I now find myself receiving daily alerts on the Internet comings and goings of all the Joshua Rosses out there. Scary. From Rabbis to repeat felons my fellow Joshua Rosses run the gamut (That is why, in an effort at having a unique identifier, I only use my full name now).

As the alert shows up in my email I receive a short description of why this particular Joshua Ross is making news. Often these are quite compelling and I often try to assign some causality between name and deeds. Do all Joshua Rosses share a common set of traits? You be the judge.

I am going to share some of my favorites as they arrive in my inbox. This came in this morning:

Mall kiosk challenged for selling ‘electronic cigarettes’

DesMoinesRegister.com – Des Moines,IA,USA

Kiosk manager Joshua Ross said he doesn’t understand why there’s a fuss about his wares. “What you inhale is steam. It’s about the same as what comes off a …

People don’t call telephone numbers – people call people. (ripped and reapplied from the NRA slogan)  Despite that truism, numbers have historically  been the most convenient way to designate the people we want to reach.  I may know you as Jim – but if I want to call “Jim” I better get way more specific… Numbers do the job quite nicely.  In the beginning  telephone numbers were short (2 or three digits)- because  there weren’t a whole lot of people who had a phone.   As the number of telephone owners exploded – the digits increased in order to accommodate the unique endpoints.

Just like the telephone  there has been an explosion in the number of people online (1.7 billion and adding about 100 million every month) many of whom are establishing their identity on the social web with blogs, social networks, Twitter etc…  Unlike the telephone system, we are far from working out how to create unique identifiers for these identities.  It’s a mess.

I have four active email addresses, accounts on three social networks (that I remember), two telephone numbers, a Google Voice number (to bind the former two) a Twitter account and at least three username/password combinations to log in to the myriad  services that I subscribe to (from banking to Netflix and well beyond).   More broadly, I have an abbreviated name (Joshua Ross) that was quite unique when I was growing up but  today a search on “Joshua Ross”  brings up an Australian Olympic Athlete, a Rabbi and a recent felon convicted of marijuana possession in the U.S. South (it wasn’t me, I swear…)  There is even a Joshua Ross on MySpace who is a musician (my band is on MySpace and I once had a semi-professional career as a musician) – That is pretty close to home.   There are a lot of Joshua Ross imposters up to all kinds of no good.   I am nowhere in the top 10.

Somewhere along the line I got wise.   My full name is Joshua-Michéle Ross.  Now the combinatorics begin to work in my favor.  I can’t find a single contender for that Jewish-Italian hybrid.  While this helps me establish my identity online – it makes me unfindable to old high school friends looking me up since the “michéle” is a new development.   But just like the phone number I needed to add digits to get a unique designation.   When it came to Twitter however, where each character counts, my name became a liability so I am @jmichele….  Solving one problem begets another…